Drunken Catan...

Yes it is just as amazing as it sounds!

Not only do we get stupid drunk. We make up additional rules to the most amusing game out there!

The first game went like this:


If that's hard to read, it says:
-roll #7 => Drink
-play knight => Dramatically act it out
-any time something is built, drink
-must use proper vocab when building or buying development card OR ELSE
-any time you have 7+ cards => foreign accent
-to trade with bank => say "I love Beren/Isa"!
-whoever wins has to run around the house naked.
-any time somebody says "wub" they have to make a funny face.

Jeff won that game. It was ridiculous.

The second game got much more elaborate.



It says:
- roll 7, add rule & drink
- every time a road is built the builder has to announce a breakfast food.
- if you have 8+ cards you must speak in an accent
- if you choose to steal from someone you must remove a piece of clothing
- any player that rolls a 6 or 8 must sing something
- if you win the game you have to run around the house in whatever clothes you happen to be wearing.
- if you choose to steal, your victim can put an item of clothing back on.
- if anyone plays a development card they have to say "Utini"!
- whoever wins must run around the house as many times as points ahead of the second place player the winner is.
- all trades must be proposed as if you were a drug dealer.
- when the game ends, whoever has the least points has to press their bare ass against the front window.
- every time you gain a victory point you have to bite your tongue and say "I got a victory point".
- roll a 2 & choose something to happen to another player
- Tom had to robot around the room (naked, but not because he was told)
- if anyone has to discard they have to act very sad.

Tom won, he had to run around the house three times. In his underwear. Jeff had to press his ass against the front window.

BTW, the drink of choice here at Das Pair Haus is a whiskey sour and we play pretty much every weekend. There are currently two open spots for game play.

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